“Honk if you’re a Narcissist.
Then Drive into a Tree.”
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Tis better to have loved and lost than live with the psycho the rest of your life.
HEY! The mirrors are for driving…not admiring yourself!
I’m beeping because your driving SUX…NOT because I think your cute.
“The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.”
My ex N/P’s fiancée decided to ask me questions about my history with her man. **DING DING DING DING** (Geez, is it obvious to anyone else that she doesn’t really trust the dude?) After a few days’ hesitation, I obliged. And dished out every nasty thing I knew about his bad behavior towards me, and towards her, including really unflattering comments he’d made to me about her behind her back. (I love this woman dearly, and didn’t want to see her hurt, please understand.)
She got the truth. And got pissed off. At me. At least she is taking one for the team, I guess, though she and I know he can’t keep it in his pants, so that’s a moot point.
Janice, JUST in case there’s any twinge of wondering if you did the right thing talking to her — you did. You were honest, and tried to help out a fellow target. She couldn’t handle it quite yet, but you still did the right thing.
She’ll catch on at some point. It’s just too bad that the narcissist is gonna have a chance to make roadkill out of her life first.
“Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.”
There is no “I” in TEAM
(But there is an M and an E)
Don’t you dare honk at me, Narc. I’ll have your balls on my barbie tonight.
Wave if you are a narcissist…..It reads ‘wave’ you wanker
Look up in the sky…it’s a bird…it’s a plane…no, it’s a mirror. (Then he will crash into the tree without you telling him to!)
If I crash this car, it’s your fault!
Or how about
NARCISSISTS UNITE…..then commit mass suicide
“I MAY NOT BE PERFECT,BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT FAKE.” 😉
SHARKS PATROLLING THE WATERS…SOMETIMES CRUISING,
SOMETIMES HUNTING! BUT ALWAYS LOOKING FOR VICTIMS.
Instead of wiping away your tears,
you should wipe away the people who made you cry!
WINNERS MAKE GOALS,LOSERS MAKE EXCUSES!!!
LOVING SHARKS DOESN’T PROTECT US IF WE FIND OURSELVES
DRIPPING BLOOD IN A SHARKTANK….
“I’ve decided to forgive and forget.
Forgive myself for being awfully stupid,
and forget that you ever existed!”
He said: If you think my car’s special, you want to meet the driver…
She said: he think’s he’s special, but he’s only only your average, common-as-muck garden-variety narc and ‘goes’ the same distance (NOWHERE)
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