This week’s Friday Five — Five things that are WAY more likely than a narcissist ever changing for the better.
1. Dating a guy who’s saved the lives of two million babies.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259627/Man-golden-arm-James-Harrison-saves-2million-babies-half-century-donating-rare-blood.html
2. Petting a unicorn whale.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal
3. Meeting a college freshman who’s 102 years old.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/49185191/ns/today-good_news/#.UGWXwPnHegM
4. Four dogs destroying your truck, trying to chase a kitten.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57498486/pit-bulls-maul-calif-minivan-chasing-kitten/
5. Dating a guy whose house has been hit by meteorites six times.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/archive/world-old/man-hit-by-six-meteorites-blames-aliens/story-e6frev00-1225897807998
One more: Hell freezing over.
Hell freezing over, ahahahahaha! Wow, that is so sad. There really is no hope for these monsters after all. I guess you’re right. Not even a miracle? I read somewhere that only a deep life crisis calms down narcissists, but they go back to their old wretched selves once they overcome a difficult time. If you’ve never seen the movie, “500 Days of Summer” I urge you to! I believe it accurately depicts a female narcissist.