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Sound like anyone you know?
This week’s Friday Five — Five ways in which narcissists reveal their profound insecurities:
1. Dressing like a teenage skateboarder, except with a goatee, even though he’s 44 and wrinkly.
2. Checks his phone for texts at least 92 times an hour, even though no one texts him except for Verizon telling him his credit card is expired.
3. In board games with kids, gets into arguments with them about the rules and pouts if he loses.
4. Accidentally hits an opossum with his truck, and says, with a straight face, “That thing didn’t know who it was dealing with.”
5. Says, “If I were to ask you to move in with me, what would you say?” You answer, “Are you asking me to move in with you?” He replies, again with the straight face, “No, I’m just asking what you would say if I did.”
Thank you for the Friday morning LOL! I experienced #5, only it was a marriage proposal.
I should have said: ‘only it was (wasn’t) a marriage proposal.
Mine would do #2 and #3…so pathetic. Thanks for making me laugh!
perfect!
6. Act like he’s talking to someone important, like maybe the president or someone of that stature, in a group of people with no one on the other end….Hahahahaha!
Almost all of these apply to my Narc…Oh my! Too funny. Thanks for making me able to laugh and to realize all the more what I’m freed from!