This week’s Friday Five: Five Songs You’ll Never Hear in the Aunt Alex’s Army Commissary, Because The Lyrics Are Way Too Codependent.
1. Stand by Your Man — Tammy Wynette
2. Tainted Love – Soft Cell
3. Help Me – Joni Mitchell
4. Jolene — Dolly Parton
5. Black Coffee — Peggy Lee
Feel free to add your own in the comments section. When you’re dining in the Army commissary, no one wants you to gag because of the music.
Running up that hill – Kate Bush in memory of the grooming stage and Six Underground by the sneaker pimps…the sickest of them all is written by Jarvis Cocker for Charlotte Gainsbourg and called The Operation. Shame, I used to really like Jarvis….
ALL STALKER SONGS, like “I’ll Be Watching You” – Police
If Tammy Wynette was still alive, I’d slap her upside the head with a wet toad. What on earth was she thinking?
Tammy Wynette had to face the consequences of her generous thinking. Check her private life on wikipedia. She was married 5 times and abused several times. She is the best example how toads can ruin someone’s life.
oh and Venus as a boy by Bjork – I mean WTF ??????
Mariah Carey: Without you
Best of Celine Dion
and the anthem of emotional dependence: Toni Braxton – Un-break my heart