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The Sunday Six: Six Things On the Internet, Free of Charge.

Troops, Aunt Alex loves you, and so she wants to make sure you know about things like these.

1. Unlimited music you will really like.



Some buy many, many tracks on Amazon

Troops find it free of charge, here: Pandora.com


2. All of Peter McWilliams’ books.

mcw 1

mcw 2

Some buy them on Amazon.

Troops find all books by Peter McWilliams, free of charge, here:



3. All the deeply moving photos your soul can stand.

appalachia 1964


anne frank

Some buy lots of magazines.

Troops find them free of charge, here: life.time.com


4. Scamworld: The Story, and The Video.


Some buy it on Amazon.

Troops, to find it free of charge, click on the book image.


 5.  What the Dog Saw, by Malcolm Gladwell.


Some buy it on Amazon.

Troops find all the chapters in article form, free of charge.  Click on the book image.


6.  Absolutely Fabulous.

You want to see some pop culture narcissists in action?  You’ll like how ridiculous the ladies of Ab Fab can be.

Some buy the DVDs.

Troops find episodes free of charge on LogoTV.  (And youtube.)

More to come, dears.


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The Friday Five — September 28, 2012

This week’s Friday Five — Five things that are WAY more likely than a narcissist ever changing for the better.

1. Dating a guy who’s saved the lives of two million babies.

2. Petting a unicorn whale.

3. Meeting a college freshman who’s 102 years old.

4. Four dogs destroying your truck, trying to chase a kitten.

5. Dating a guy whose house has been hit by meteorites six times.


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The Friday Five — September 21, 2012

Sound like anyone you know?

This week’s Friday Five — Five ways in which narcissists reveal their profound insecurities:

1. Dressing like a teenage skateboarder, except with a goatee, even though he’s 44 and wrinkly.
2. Checks his phone for texts at least 92 times an hour, even though no one texts him except for Verizon telling him his credit card is expired.
3. In board games with kids, gets into arguments with them about the rules and pouts if he loses.
4. Accidentally hits an opossum with his truck, and says, with a straight face, “That thing didn’t know who it was dealing with.”
5. Says, “If I were to ask you to move in with me, what would you say?” You answer, “Are you asking me to move in with you?” He replies, again with the straight face, “No, I’m just asking what you would say if I did.”


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The Friday Five — June 29, 2012

This week’s Friday Five — Five bizarre things narcissists have said to Aunt Alex:

1. You are a FAKE!
2. Who are you talking about on that website? Nobody acts like that.
3. Your ‘Blame Game’ approach helps no one, Lady.
4. You think you’re a know-it-all about narcissists? Takes one to know one, doesn’t it?
5. Just another hate site. Bite me, hater “auntie”.


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The Friday Five — June 1, 2012

This Week’s Friday Five: Five Ways to Get Rid of an Uninvited Narcissist Visitor

1. Tell him he looks fat in those pants.
2. Ask him if the reason he’s here is because he’s already bored everyone else to death.
3. Ask him if he has the money he owes you.
4. Tell him you’re glad he’s here, because the elderly lady down the road needs her lawn mowed. Call her in front of him, and tell her he offered.
5. Never, ever underestimate the beauty of mace.


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The Friday Five – May 25, 2012

This week’s Friday Five: Five Songs You’ll Never Hear in the Aunt Alex’s Army Commissary, Because The Lyrics Are Way Too Codependent.



1. Stand by Your Man — Tammy Wynette
2. Tainted Love – Soft Cell
3. Help Me – Joni Mitchell
4. Jolene — Dolly Parton
5. Black Coffee — Peggy Lee

Feel free to add your own in the comments section.  When you’re dining in the Army commissary, no one wants you to gag because of the music.


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