Deanna: Hey, Alex, I bet you can’t put up 50 posts in 50 days.
Alex: Of course I can. I’m just busy.
Deanna: Really. You’ve posted like three times in two years. LAME.
— Upon which I concussed Deanna and put her in the trunk of my car.
What do you think, Cadets? Shall we fire up the blog for an Army rally?
By the way, if you hear thumping coming from the back of the Army Headquarters vehicle, pay it no mind. It’s just the transmission or something.